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the dumb blonde cause the other two don't exist.
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Call me blonde if you will but tell me how funny it is when you drop your soda and look at the puncture hole and soda sprays in ur eye.. Yea, now who's laughing
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a smart blonde and Santa clause falls out of the sky which one would hit the ground first...
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Life just wouldn't be the same if I couldn't pull the blonde card now and again! ;)
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if you really want to confuse a blonde put their in a circular room tell their to pee in a corner then count all the circular
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If it pops into my head, chances are it's coming out of my mouth... without my dizzy blonde moments i wouldn't be me : )
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Telling a blonde joke to a blonde, and them not getting it, is the funniest thing possible.
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Blonde arrested for throwing her boyfriend to his death from the top of Blackpool Tower... apparently she misunderstood him when he asked her to "Toss him off"...
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How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? ... There is a stamp on it!
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When blondes have more fun do they know it?
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