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I've been reading about the ill effects of chocolate and alcohol so I have decided to give up reading.
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Just learned the scientific name for chocolate is Theobroma, meaning "food of the gods"? How appropriate...
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Like this status if u like chocolate!
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definition of pointless = chocolate in resealable bags!
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When life gives you chocolate, give it to me and go away!
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who needs a man when there's chocolate - comes in all flavours and sizes, can have it morning, noon or night, it's monogamous and satisfies when hard or soft.
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wished chocolate was a vegetable!
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A dog may be a man's best friend. A girl's best friend is always chocolate.
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Chocolate is made from cocoa, cocoa is derived from beans, we all know beans are vegetables, so - chocolate counts as vegetables. So eat 5 serves daily.
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Wants a tall, dark, and handsome chocolate bar!
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