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You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
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Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.
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I am SINGLE because I haven’t found someone who deserves ME.
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“Be Brave” Even if you are not pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
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If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
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You are gonna need therapy after you meet me...
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I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..
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Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it's just a bunch of crap you don't need.
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For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
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If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
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