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I'm only considered 'awake' when there's more coffee in my blood then there is blood.
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Coffee good : ) Monday bad : (
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Surgeon generals warning: Messing with my coffee and smokes can and will be hazardous to your health.
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coffee... must have... coffee
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Some people say the glass is half full, while others say it is half empty. I say I need more coffee.
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Wonders how many cups of coffee constitutes breakfast?
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As I gaze out of my window as I have so many times before, sipping my morning coffee, I feel so at peace knowing that I got the last of the creamer.
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Wants to keep hot coffee and doughnuts in their car so that when a cop asks "Do you know why I pulled you over? " I can say "Yes I do" and hand them to the officer.
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Coffee: liquid life support!
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Dear Coffee, Thank you for always being here for me every morning to wake me up and give me lots of energy... I couldn't do it without you! Love, Me!
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