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That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realize you are the one that didn’t reply.
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When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy
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My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
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Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
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All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that's their own fault.
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If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.
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The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.
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If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!
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