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Status 2012 End of The World Facebook Updates (Doomsday)


End of the World statuses

"Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!"

tags: apocalypse, armageddon, cinema, death, end-of-the-world, life
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"Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects. "

tags: apocalypse, armageddon, cinema, death, end-of-the-world, life
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"They say the captain goes down with the ship, so when the world ends, will God go down with it? "

tags: apocalypse, armageddon, cinema, death, end-of-the-world, life
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"If the world were coming to an end tomorrow, I'd probably call in sick to work. "

tags: apocalypse, armageddon, cinema, death, end-of-the-world, life
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Yeah, Vi, unless Armageddon hit while i was fuckin' you this morning and we missed it, I'm thinking' grocery stores still exist and they're all still stocked.

tags: apocalypse, armageddon, cinema, death, end-of-the-world, life
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"Maybe the end of the world was bound to happen after all. "

tags: apocalypse, armageddon, cinema, death, end-of-the-world, life
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What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly.
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There's no doomsday scheme made specifically for mankind, only higher agenda and priority than human race preservation.
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Doomsday, Doom's date. These niggas weak like it's a Tuesday. Niggas get loony like a toon stay. Everything well done, like two steaks.
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The Nibiru 2012 Doomsday Theory: Where is Planet X?
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