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There is no happy ending if only one person does his best to save the relationship.
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I don’t care who was before me as long as I know there’s nobody during me.
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A girl dreams about a bad boy, who is gentle only for her. A boy wants a good girl, who is naughty only for him.
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When we are together, even the coldest day feels warm.
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The worst thing anyone can ever do to you is forget you. And the best thing you can do for yourself is to move on.
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When guys lie, they say they love you. When girls lie, they say they don’t.
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Admit it! We all have a childhood crush that we will never forget.
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How much I love you is like trying to explain how water tastes. Impossible
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Wherever you go, no matter what the weather is, always bring your own sunshine.
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Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
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