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My heart is mine but whenever I argue with it about you, it takes your side.
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You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I... See you.
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You seems like an oxygen to me, without you its hard for me to breath :)
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I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
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If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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I didn't fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH...
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During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!
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I'm in my bed, you are in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.
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Girl: Why are you followinq me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.
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