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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
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Every football club has its own legend.
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In football everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team.

Jean-Paul Sartre
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Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.

Oscar Wilde
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Things are neither clear nor clean in the world of football right now and many people recognise this reality.

Diego Maradona
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You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the end zone.

John Madden
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I love football, football is my life.
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To see my country lose a football match is very hard for someone who has worn the shirt.

Diego Maradona
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There would be no debate about who was the best footballer the world had ever seen - me or Pele. Everyone would say me.

Diego Maradona
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With the game on the line. I want the ball in my hands.

Eli Manning
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