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I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)
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Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.
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All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
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FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block :( THE END
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I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldn't have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
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If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
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I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)
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I don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz
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If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking :)
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Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.
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