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Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.
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Every girl needs a best friend to help her laugh when she thinks she’ll never smile again.
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Treat your girl every day the same as you used to do when you were in the process of getting her.
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Girl: Why my name on your facebook status in every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind.
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A GIRL is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.
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If she catches me staring, at least I will know she was looking back.
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Don’t worry if you’re still single. God is looking at you right now saying, Im saving this girl for someone special.
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Love is when you fall asleep in his arms and wake up in his dreams.
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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If you treat her the same way you treat others, how is she supposed to know that she is special to you?
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