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You can’t always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out.
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Sometimes it’s not the song that makes you emotional, It’s the people & things that come to your mind when you hear it .
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Strong people stand up for themselves. Stronger people stand up for others.
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If you don’t hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.
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Sometimes the strongest people in the morning are the people who cried all night.
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You can close your eyes to the things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to the things you don’t want to feel.
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Everyone has that one little secret, that no one, not even your best friend, know about you.
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Sometimes the most important life lessons are the ones we end up learning the hard way.
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Everybody says, mistake is the first step of success but the real fact is correction of mistake is the first step of success.
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When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I miss you.
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