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Don't cry over money, money never cries for you.
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It's a shame when you bring the virus from Italy, and it is still made in China.
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A very Happy Women’s Day to the lady who has been an epitome of courage and strength. May you always keep inspiring others around you.
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I will lead a small group of people through the city, through patrols and barriers, through underground beauty salons and pubs. Inexpensive.
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The hamster will certainly be in shock, but from tomorrow I will start walking it!
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Today, humanity is divided into two parts:
- one washes his hands,
- launders another money.
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Spring clothes do not need to be bought - not needed. And you still do not know the size of summer clothes.
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We owe a huge thanks to the heroes on the front line of the coronavirus pandemic.
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Now the oligarchs have a problem, nowhere to get out of the country, everywhere the coronavirus.
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The most important achievement of medicine in 2020 is to wash your hands more often!
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I buy toilet paper seeds.
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I think that 9 months after quarantine there will be a large population growth...
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Is alcohol fume antiseptic or not? This thought haunts me!
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Judging by the latest news, the planet discovered humanity and began a course of antibiotics : ( coronavirus is an antibiotic
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stay home, read books, stop coronavirus
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I will not give the coronavirus a chances - I am in a mask and sit at home!
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Coronavirus went around the world. No we won't die
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selfie virus = coronavirus
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Goodbye [ny-1], Welcome 2016. Please be a good month, bringing Smiles and Happiness to my Wonderful Family & Friends
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Goodbye November, Hello December. Please be a good month, bringing Smiles and Happiness to my Wonderful Family & Friends
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