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How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.
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Dear parents, we know money doesn’t grow on trees, that’s why we are asking you for it.
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Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It does not enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. Lolz
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Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
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Bad decisions make good stories. No wonder people find me so entertaining..
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Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
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Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat. The government hates competition.
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I’m not stalker. I am an unpaid private investigator.
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Instead of single as a marital status, it should read independently, owned and operated :)
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