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Monday sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.
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On Sunday nights, if you listen closely, you can hear Monday taunting you with the Jaws theme.
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quick hide... Monday is coming!
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Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor... almost.
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I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it's rest of Monday burning to the ground.
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Thank God It's Monday - Your liver.
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Finally, that rare and elusive Monday we like.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... "Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep. "
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Things I don't like:
1) Probably you.
2) Cold coffee.
3) Small talk.
4) Mondays.
5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.
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You know when the police arrive at your job at 9 am on a Monday... Its going to be an interesting day.
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