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I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
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hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.
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Two words guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together : )
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A man that respects a woman deserves atleast ONE :)
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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People make the world go around but at some point don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
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I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date... who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)
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