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My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It's freaking 2011, I'll rent a boat...
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Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn't you.
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There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.
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Texting with your pinky because you're eating.
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Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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I don’t care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
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If you don’t have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.
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