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Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
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Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years & 9 months.
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There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
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My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
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Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.
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The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together.
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A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
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