Facebook Status of the Sea and Ocean

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If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you showers. If hugs were minutes, I'd send you hours. If smiles were waves, I'd send you the sea. If love were a person, I'd send you me : )
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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realised, I could be eating a slow learner!
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"There's plenty other fish in the sea. "... "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish? "
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We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea, whether it is to sail or to watch - we are going back from whence we came.

John F. Kennedy
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You'll never be able to appreciate the calm sea until you've been in the midst of a raging storm.
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