Selfish Facebook Status

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Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
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Real people are never fake, and fake people are never real.
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To talk without thinking first is just like to shoot without aiming..
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If you don’t like me remember it’s mind over matter; I don’t mind and you don’t matter.
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I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven.
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So glad to know that you’re having fun, especially without me.
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I don’t care about what others think about me ,I just care about what I think about myself
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Live life one day at a time. Share it with people who matter most to you, for life is a little jar of memories. So fill it with people worth remembering..
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Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people, one who can trust and one who can understand.
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The only person in this world I trust is myself. And even he's questionable at times.
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