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My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her and what is more, I have never fallen out.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.
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Compromising doesn’t mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego. :) LOLz
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There is only one perfect wife in the world and everyone’s neighbour has it. :)
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A successfull marriage is based on give and take where husband gives money and gifts & wife takes it and wife gives tensions and lectures and husband takes it :)
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If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Do you know full form of wife “Worries in life Forever”
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